sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via meetmewherethestarscross)



sorry about the rant

So I hate to rant about childish things but im just so stressed and want to cry! I hate that I dont know what I want to do with my life; Im already 21 years old and have a vague idea of what I want to do career wise and this semester Ive been so stressed with my old job and school and its caused my grades to suffer pretty badly and im only taking two classes and two labs. A big part of it is my own fault but there’s nothing I can do about it now. and when I go to my mom to try and vent and talk to her about it all she says is to remember that my GPA is the most important thing and everyone has to deal with hard professors and difficult classes. ive been feeling shitty and sad all day and just when i needed my mom, she cant even just listen to me without making snide/condescending comments. I know grades are important but i shouldnt be this stressed about it. i just need someone who understands how i feel and who i can talk to about this shit. now i have to go to work, put on a fake happy face, and try to make some money off of these cheap bitches


caseyanthonyofficial:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

"Its like turbo tax"



peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

I see nothing wrong with that

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

I see nothing wrong with that



babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

(via caseyanthonyofficial)